What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:04

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…